worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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