if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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