Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize