what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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