Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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