I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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