I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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