so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It's blow job season.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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