i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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