Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wanna passion pit in your ass
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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