I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if only i could text you this smell
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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