Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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