I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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