You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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