please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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