i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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