i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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