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I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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