How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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