She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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