party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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