"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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