Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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