Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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