I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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