She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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