Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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