In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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