Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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