he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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