I hate your face
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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