Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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