does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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