Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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