Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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