so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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