Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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