I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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