i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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