its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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