There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm always down for nudity.
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