To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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