if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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