At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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