I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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