Got a toothbrush?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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