i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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