I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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