I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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