you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize